Conshohocken’s David’s Bridal Satired on The Onion

David’s Bridal, which is headquartered on the riverfront in Conshohocken (Whitemarsh Township) was featured on the satire site The Onion last week. Here is the Tweet sharing the article:


From the article:

CONSHOHOCKEN, PA—In an effort to meet the specific needs of even its most reprehensible customers, David’s Bridal introduced a new line of whore-red dresses Thursday for wicked, impure divorcées with the audacity to have a shameful second wedding. “These new gowns are the perfect slut-shade of crimson to make any defiled woman feel like the harlot she is on her big day,” said CEO Phil Sadler, adding that the dresses will come in several distasteful low-cut and revealing styles that can be personalized with the words “hussy” or “trollop” embroidered on the train.

You can read the entire article here.