If You Were Handing Out Lollipops at the Office Today…

Ladies, if you were handing out lollipops at work today in Conshohocken, a smitten co-worker has proclaimed his affection for you under Missed Connections on Craigslist.com. The post reads:

We work together in the same building different departments. I’ve always found u attractive. U gave me a heart shaped lollipop today. I wanna fuck your brains out. Doubt you will see this but if u do let me know if you wanna hook up.

We want to take this opportunity to wish everyone a happy Valentine’s Day.