What happens when you search “Conshohocken” and “drunk” on Twitter? We were curious and here is what we found:
Drunk Asian guy was supposed to go to Conshohocken but got spooked as soon as i hopped in the lyft. Cuz jumped out the car at 30th street 😂
— fiji water moneybags (@brezlon) March 9, 2018
I guess if my little cousins can get drunk at Penn State for a snow day I can man up in Conshohocken tonight. #StayWarm
— Mike (@Hire_Drama) March 14, 2017
@alltreesareoaks holly I am drunk in conshohocken and I don't know what's happening omg
— cave people (@cave_people) July 24, 2016
Drunk English tourists on the train pronouncing Conshohocken as "Cockinchosen"…quaint? #phillyproblems #septa
— Marianne (@OhMarianneG) May 23, 2014
Fun watching 30 year olds drunk #conshohocken #spamps #barcrawl
— Tyler (@tylerevemis) December 6, 2013
Why do we have the weirdest city names like go home Conshohocken you're drunk
— Rachell➳ (@rachellfritz) June 16, 2013
the drunk people roaming the streets of conshohocken reminds me of college. #conshysbetterthough
— Anja (@AP1089) February 10, 2013
@Tomdabomb007 then you kept telling me to put you on the bus to conshohocken cause grandmom was home and she wouldnt know you were drunk
— Ol Dirty Patrick (@Patty_ice69) September 24, 2012
@felixsebastian ~~ Yes it does, I was almost done in Conshohocken when this drunk girl fell twice into guys laps….lol
— M A (@primerAngolano) May 20, 2012
Actually having fun out conshohocken…I'm puttin all the white boys on with chicks on their own turf, picture that lmao #drunk
— Bilal The Show (@BilalTheShow13) February 11, 2012
@kerryyyO I was drunk in conshohocken and yea I figured a morning drunk dial was appropriate no worries I'm lifeguarding now
— Jen (@jennnandtonic) July 16, 2011
Drunk in conshohocken singing @ladygaga on the jukebox obv.
— devon (@devonnn) May 15, 2011
One thing I miss about conshy is eating drunk jimmy johns
— tor (@Twit_Torr) November 26, 2016
Just watched a drunk guy accidentally tackle his lady into the bushes trying to kiss her… gotta love #conshy
— Tall Guy (@dunk_sauce) October 16, 2016
WE'LL RIDE THE BULLET TRAIN TO CONSHY / THE MINUTE THAT WE BLOW THIS BURG / SOPPING WET AND STINGING DRUNK / PAY THE MAN AND RIDE THE TURD
— scgrn (@scgrn) May 7, 2015
I come home to conshy to the cops infront of my house with costa yelling and some fat drunk dude with no shirt getting arrested #HappySunday
— Conshy Chris (@Cha_Cone_knee) March 15, 2015
Conshy cops must be loving life tonight with all the drunk assholes
— victoria (@jusalil_cuRIOus) November 28, 2013
Getting drunk in conshy. It's like stealing happiness from tomorrow
— calvin hobbes (@TheTokenGopher) September 26, 2013
Drunk eating eggs at Andy's diner in conshy. Probably should just play in traffic
— 1000 Giroux Moves (@TheJoeyChaCha) January 13, 2013
Conshy= drunk couple, no underwear, and a dress flip-up, priceless!
— Jack Burton (@celtstrong) July 1, 2012