Tweets of the Week features everything we can find on Twitter that is funny, irreverent or just plain nonsense about the Conshohockens, Plymouth Meeting and Lafayette Hill. This feature is sponsored by American Royalty Cigars in Conshohocken.
Conshohocken literally smells like a porta potty 💩 #firefly flashbacks #shit
— Courtney (@1CourtneyLeigh) May 20, 2016
Porsche Out Conshohocken, Benz Out In Devon.
— Camal (@camalcottman) May 20, 2016
My dogs: Bryn, Mawr, and Conshohocken. pic.twitter.com/wUciTMVqVf
— Grink (@Grink) May 19, 2016
Why am I so “home sick”.. I could not wait to get out of conshohocken 😩
— Natalie Bondra (@natbondra) May 16, 2016
Excuse me sir,
Am I in conshohocken on cahnshahahcken?
— b e n n u (@thebennudream) May 16, 2016
I know there’s more to life than conshohocken but I miss it. And I haven’t even been out for a day 😂
— Natalie Bondra (@natbondra) May 16, 2016
Alright if anyone’s trying to get me the HELL out of Conshohocken soon it would be much appreciated bc I can’t take it anymore
— ⓜⓐⓡⓘⓔ (@heyimmarie_) May 15, 2016
@BurgerKing your store in Conshohocken is disgusting and your employees are equally horrible. Please install kiosks soon #rude #burgerking
— Walt Hartnett (@Waltthefourth) May 14, 2016
.@PrimoHoagies the Conshohocken store is a disaster. They are embarrassing your brand! Just read the reviews if you don’t believe me.
— Greg R (@groth1020) May 14, 2016
It smells like straight shit in conshohocken
— Ant Stag (@antstag) May 14, 2016
Conshy traffic rivals new York in stupidity
— Phil…ing good (@Kanggphil) May 19, 2016
But that’s never an issue in conshy. These kids are sick with it
— Phil…ing good (@Kanggphil) May 19, 2016
@MikeMiss975 @jasonmyrt That Conshy backing in thing got ME too! #ridiculous
— Mike English (@violentgremlin) May 19, 2016
“Why are you girls late?”
“Katie and I were objectifying men walking across the conshy bridge. Sorry.”— Michelle (@noblittmichelle) May 19, 2016
I’m from Conshy on the low 😩😩😩😭😭😭
— Aaron Mikhal (@WorldWideWebby2) May 18, 2016
I come back home to conshy and my mom yells at me to put my pants on because a realtor is coming..ok fuher Eileen I’ll put fucking pants on
— James West (@Chommy_GUNZZ) May 18, 2016
Can feel isolated working from home in Conshy, PA but gr8 when superstar @UPS driver Paul beeps horn passing by 👏
— Mary T. Kury (@MaryTKury) May 17, 2016
Dump truck almost crashed into school bus #193 full of students @ notoriously missed stop sign @ #Conshy Rd& Old Elm (FultonSt)
— Stefania (@sveneziale410) May 17, 2016
Soap Box Derby car ready for lettering #SoapBoxDerby #Conshy pic.twitter.com/joM2MjYipQ
— Consh PD Association (@ConshyPD) May 15, 2016
Honestly, though. How was I supposed to know that there were TWO movie theaters in Plymouth Meeting, PA?
— Dave Eves (@CinemaVsDave) May 15, 2016