Tweets of the Week feature everything we can find on Twitter that is funny, irreverent or just plain nonsense about the Conshohockens, Plymouth Meeting and Lafayette Hill. This feature is sponsored by American Royalty Cigars in Conshohocken.
New record time home: 33 mins. Can proudly say I will never be driving through conshohocken again
— Uncle Pat (@Mr_Scher) June 9, 2016
@jimmyjohns Did you guys end “fast delivery”? your Conshohocken PA store pretty much missed my lunch break. 40 mins for 1 sandwich
— Mike Durkin (@Durkin215) June 9, 2016
The sun’s just risen over Conshohocken, PA, on #MedComms Day. Today I’ll be in @Fishawack‘s East Coast US office pic.twitter.com/FCcKzPS5Wv
— Phil Loder (@PhilLoder) June 8, 2016
Get a date with a sexy Super Booty Escort in West Conshohocken, PA by clicking on: https://t.co/tOEJwuGERY or calling 800-939-7138
— EC Staff (@ExecutiveChoice) June 8, 2016
The Hocken is the only acceptable slang term my county folk should use when referring to Conshohocken beloved.
— For The Culture (@Dark_Wahlberg) June 8, 2016
@IKEAUSA – today &every time I come to your Conshohocken PA loc 1st fl food concession never anything avail but soda and dessert buns. Why?
— Duane T. Gordon (@FlashGordon1972) June 7, 2016
Somebody must of finally called the cops on 7-11 for robbing the people of Conshohocken for so long. #crooks #rathergotowawa #pricestoohigh
— Walt Hartnett (@Waltthefourth) June 6, 2016
Do NOT get on 76 right now! Westbound closed at Conshohocken. Side note: the lady in this red Honda is an a**hole! pic.twitter.com/lgG7FWuJFj
— Kathy Romano (@kathyromanowmmr) June 6, 2016
YOO some guy was blasting his mixtape and the intro was “I gotta do it big for conshohocken boy”
— sarah (@sarahfrombk) June 6, 2016
#BreakingNews There’s a guy giving out free middle fingers in Conshy today if you dare drive in front of him. The nerve of me. #drivers #wtf
— Steve (@mccanncreative) June 8, 2016
These Conshy cats have zero chill!!!!
— Casey Jordan (@Catch_A_Case16) June 7, 2016
@MontcoHealth i need to stop making out with the #conshy raccoons.
— Conshy.Org (@ConshyDotOrg) June 6, 2016
This is “car monkey”. It’s kind of like Wilson. I’m talking to him now. 76 west SHUT DOWN at Conshy. Haven’t moved! pic.twitter.com/9Hg4JmwnGu
— Kathy Romano (@kathyromanowmmr) June 6, 2016
@Beckles85 nobody ever told me about a dope ass candy store😢, and I go to Conshy a decent amount.
— Jose’ Ramos (@senor_mex) June 5, 2016
It always blows my mind when I hear British accents around me. What the hell are you doing in Conshy?? This is the least interesting town???
— katie (@teamk8e) June 4, 2016
Storm in Plymouth Meeting! pic.twitter.com/9mbx26wV2v
— John Kraus (@JohneKraus) June 8, 2016
@MattGlantz Foxes are making a comeback in Lafayette Hill, you can see them when you drive past the farm.
— J. Nyz (@j_nyz) June 1, 2016