The Conshohocken Sewer Authority’s Voicemail is Going to be Hilarious this Summer

The Borough of Conshohocken Authority (the sewer authority) sent out a letter on April 29th that provided an update on the capital improvements that will eliminate the odor that has plagued the east side of Conshohocken for decades. The letter shares that the improvements will be implemented over the summer, but that the odor problem may get a little worse while the work is done.

The letter ends by asking residents to call the authority if they detect an odor believed to be emanating from the sewer plant and in addition to providing some basic information it also asks that you “describe the odor as best you can.” That should make for some interesting voice mails.

Below is the letter:

Sewer Letter