The Conshys are going to honor local people and institutions that stood out in Conshohocken and West Conshohocken this past year. We are going to try to stay away from the traditional categories and point out some interesting and fun things we noticed this past year.

The first “Conshy” goes to Scott Greenely. We are not even sure if Scott Greenly actually exists, since the Twitter handle is @NotScottGreenly, but everytime we do the Tweets of the Week, this Twitter handle comes through with a gem.

Here are are few tweets from @NotScottGreenly to enjoy:

Sometimes Conshohocken smells like sewage, but one time it smelled like delicious popcorn, and that’s the Conshohocken I cling too.

— Greenly Scott (@NotScottGreenly) September 17, 2014

I moved into Conshohocken down the street from a candy store and around the corner crom a brewery, honestly I’m surprised I’m not fatter..

— Greenly Scott (@NotScottGreenly) December 12, 2014

Apparently in Conshohocken, if you put your four-ways on, you can literally do whatever you want.

— Greenly Scott (@NotScottGreenly) November 22, 2014