Tweets of the Week feature everything we can find on Twitter that is funny, irreverent or just plain nonsense about the Conshohockens, Plymouth Meeting and Lafayette Hill. This feature is sponsored by American Royalty Cigars in Conshohocken.

Thank you, snow squalls, for making traffic in Conshohocken even worse than it usually is. 57 minutes to drive 12 miles.

— Renee DeCoskey (@writingrenee) February 11, 2016

“For Mother’s Day I want to go to the Conshohocken Marriott, watch some J.Lo movies, and drink a box of wine. Is that so bad?”#dreambig

— Hannah Facey (@hanfacey) February 10, 2016

She’s got those Conshohocken curves ~

— Julia (@SeashellEyes) February 9, 2016

@CVSHealth You need to hire more competent employees at the Pharmacy counter at the Conshohocken, Pa store.

— J. Nyz (@j_nyz) February 9, 2016

The is an extremely Philly tweet, but when I was little I thought the Conshohocken Curve was the Conshohocken Curb and I was like, “????”

— CJ (@marzipan_heart) February 8, 2016

@PapaJohns conshohocken pa location is failing today places my order hours ago, still not ready. Not happy guys.

— Ben Barber (@benbarber21) February 7, 2016

So there’s a great chance Adam and I will have our very first apartment together in two months in Conshohocken!!! #excited #biggirl

— chєlsєα jσαn (@chelllsx0) February 7, 2016

i was just whistled for fouling yogi ferrell from my couch in conshohocken

— dan from the web (@sharpalright) February 7, 2016

can’t wait to live in conshy bc this drive everyday is draining my soul.

— alexis (@lexiedaizy) February 10, 2016

I think I’m gonna start a people of conshy Insta page like the humans of New York

— Michelle (@noblittmichelle) February 7, 2016

Conshy roads need to get their shit together

— Gigi Garifo ❄️ (@Gigi_Garifo) February 7, 2016

@ChipotleTweets your Plymouth Meeting location is always freezing cold! Makes me take out instead of eating in🌬

— Dave (@onemoretillhome) February 12, 2016

Everything in Plymouth meeting under construction yo😑

— Liy (@AaliyahQ_) February 11, 2016

@ChipotleTweets Alex at the Plymouth Meeting store has a great attitude and has outstanding customer service! Give him a raise!

— mattyice (@mbalcer7) February 9, 2016

Plymouth Meeting is a safe town, we are not crime free, but what town is? AT&T workers need to keep quiet and stick to phones not crime rate

— Curtis L. Flora (@Curtisflora45) February 6, 2016

Wish I had food from the Chinese spot in Plymouth meeting mall right now 🙄😩

— G (@GENE_Jacket) February 3, 2016