Missed Connection – Cynical Headless Romeo Seeking His Cynical Gelato Loving Juliet at Whole Foods Market in Plymouth Meeting

Ladies, if you mentioned that you love the gelato at the Whole Foods Market in Plymouth Meeting, the guy in question has taken to CraigsList.com to follow-up. Here is the post from Craigslist:

I’m looking forward to seeing you some day eating that gelato you love at whole foods. Just let me know when and I’ll meet you there. This time I’ll actually attach my head so we’re both thinking straight and not being cynical at the world. Who knows maybe if all goes well, I’ll end up holding your large…

So what does everything think he means by “large?” Let us know in the comments.