Each week we scroll through Twitter looking for the most interesting and inane tweets about the Conshohockens, Plymouth Meeting and Lafayette Hill. Here is what we found this week:
Telling a guy from bumble all the weird names of places in Philadelphia/Pa, and he told me that Conshohocken sounds like a foreign sex position.
— Nora Kate (@_NoraKate) April 26, 2019
Shame this guy didn’t get drafted by Philly so we could call him TJ Conshohocken
— Scott’s B㋐d T㋐kes (@skrefetz) April 26, 2019
Freud actually came up with the idea of the death urge at a minor league baseball game in 1931 (the Conshohocken Turkey Wattles vs. the Ronkonkoma Reginalddwights) when he saw people desperately trying to get in front of the t-shirt cannon.
— Adam's Family Values (@beatleinabox) April 25, 2019
I don’t trust nobody from Conshohocken
— Johnny Fabs (@JohnFab97) April 24, 2019
Day 23 of #30daysofpickinguplitter. I’m in West Conshohocken, PA for training and decided to take a walk around my hotel because it was a really nice evening. I found minimal trash, which was pleasantly surprising. #trashfreePA #trashtag pic.twitter.com/mL3oyhF2gb
— Erin 🐠 (@E2329) April 23, 2019
@BurgerKing I went to your conshohocken location and they keep getting orders wrong. This time I paid for a double whopper with bacon and cheese and got a single whopper with no bacon. Last time I ordered two whoppers and got two chicken sandwiches.
— Nope (@TeamCampmatch) April 23, 2019
Conshy Jawn, she like 5'1", hunny hella fun low-key, shorty mad woke that's the shit we on looking natural, self love, its a good thing
— Gerardo Montiel (@montielg1995) April 25, 2019
I don’t wanna sound too dramatic but conshy has smelled like trash outside for a month & im seriously getting ill from it @mayorofconshy change this.
— Jules (@julianneew24) April 24, 2019
When Amb tells me she might come to Conshy this weekend 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
— Kait Touch This (@KAiT_touch_this) April 24, 2019
I am absolutely fed up with giving my fucking money to @WholeFoods . . . YET AGAIN I go to the damn hot bar (Plymouth Meeting this time) and the vegan Sweet potato Mashed is RIGHT NEXT TO THE PULLED PORK!! THE FUCKING MEAT IS IN THE SWEET POTATOES!!! !
— CandiCane (@grazz_fed) April 22, 2019